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Take the postcards, for instance.
He's keen on trains, so he's got the usual postcards of David
Shepherd, Welsh viaducts, Exbury, and framed pictures of him in a
Wimpey jacket inspecting the track on the Watercress Line. But he's
also got a picture of a little 'train' that takes tourists around
the streets of Cherbourg. It's like those things that take you round
zoos and theme parks - a disguised van chassis with a string of
trailers - but fun, all the same. There's a company that will put
them on a low-loader and take them anywhere in Europe for you. Now
there's an opportunity for a bit of
one-upmanship.
He's got some serious French train pictures, too. Like the 'blood
& gold' carriages of the Petit Train Jaune clinging halfway up
the mountainside in the Catalan Pyrennees. But it's the food and
drink that really identify him as a francophile.
Almost any English house can offer you wine these days, but Jack
keeps supplies of Normandy cider and calvados. In the dog days of
summer, he'll even dig out a bottle of Pastis Ricard and grenadine
syrup to accompany a game of boules on the gravel drive.
At Tesco's and Waitrose the cheese counter girls all know him.
"Got a nice brie today, Mr Gilpin. Be ripe in another two
days. Or would you like a bit of goat cheese to finish off your
dinner?"
It keeps him going through the dark days, but once or twice a
year the Normandy Market sets up its stalls in a town within reach,
like Salisbury. There's something different about shopping in a
market. You're closer to the land, somehow. And most of the
stallholders are selling their own produce.

Look at this. Calvados? No. Olive oil. Nice big bags of black pepper, too.

Here's the Calvados, and it looks pretty legit, too. Lots of Normandy
families still have ancient licences to distill their own spirits,
ostensibly for family consumption, and there are a few that don't. A
Norman friend told me that if I ever saw what looked like smoke from
a burning tyre dump, I'd find an illicit still nearby. Burning
rubber blots out the aroma of a still very effectively.

The nougat stall is as big as any in Montélimar itself. Let's
get some for the grandchildren. And their parents. And us.

Ah. Pont l'Evêque. Not just the cheese. It's where the
stallholders come from. Can't do better than that. We should be able
to polish off half a kilo before it gets stale.

Garlic? Why not. Maybe we should plant some of it so that we have
a supply of decent stuff.
Snack time. Let's join the queue at the crêpe stall. A savory
filled sarazin, followed by a sweet one with honey and nuts.
Now let's look for a decent coffee.
That's better. Now let's carry on stocking the larder. Taste a
slice of saucisson sec - yes, I'll take one, and some spicy merguez
as well. There must be a stall selling couscous nearby.
Look! A big can of cassoulet au confit de porc. Make a
real change from bland, overcooked Heinz sausage & beans in
tomato sauce.
Have to plan a bit now. Must have started off with less in my
wallet than I thought. Let's find a tarte aux pommes.

....and we'll need some wine.
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Since about 1990, a group of market stall-holders from Normandy
have been plying their wares in a number of market towns in the
south of England. Usually, between 20 and 30 traders set out their
stalls.
They particularly like Salisbury. Its recently repaved Market
Place, even without the distinctly French-blue frontage of the Café
Parisien, has a definite French flavour to it. But, every year, more
locations are added to the itinerary, and even some places in the
Midlands receive visits from time to time.
Some stalls offer things like training shoes, slippers and
curtain material, and aren’t very different to what you’d find
in an English market. Others offer only produce evocative of lazy
sunny days in France, wandering idly around seeing what’s to be
seen.
One day, you may even see George and Donella signing copies of
French Cricket....
If it's trains you're after, try the links in the right margin.
Photos Copyright Keith Kellett 2002. Keith also provided the
information about the Normandy Market.
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